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Little Genie Eat a Jar of St. Nicks Dicks 1lb

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Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a jar of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of St. Nick's dicks! Thats right, folks 1 pound of phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!

Introducing Eat a Jar of St. Nick's Dicks the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politicians convention, and theyre all sour enough to make your face pucker like youve just seen your grandma naked.

But wait, theres more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:
Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just arent enough anymore)
Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers reactions

So, whether youre looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.

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Rest assured that your order will be shipped in plain and unmarked packaging. We understand the personal nature of our products and respect your privacy. Our commitment to discreet packaging means that the contents of your order will remain completely confidential.

Free Shipping on all orders over $35 in the continental United States. Orders are discreetly packaged for your privacy and arrive in plain boxes.

Most orders ship same-day, however please allow up to 2 business days for your order to ship and tracking information to be sent to you. You will receive a confirmation email with your order tracking details.

Due to the highly intimate nature of our products, we do not accept returns or exchanges whether the packaging seal is open or not. Customer safety is our priority.

Our products are 3rd party tested for product safety. Our materials comply with international safety requirements.

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