Little Genie Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks - Bag of 25
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, theres more! These phallic treats arent just for insults. Theyre perfect for:
Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says last night of freedom like a mouthful of candy dicks)
Filling your piata with a surprisell make your guests say, Oh my!
Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that theyre a total tool
So whether youre dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who cant take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
100% Discreet & Confidential
Rest assured that your order will be shipped in plain and unmarked packaging. We understand the personal nature of our products and respect your privacy. Our commitment to discreet packaging means that the contents of your order will remain completely confidential.
Free Shipping on all orders over $35 in the continental United States. Orders are discreetly packaged for your privacy and arrive in plain boxes.
Most orders ship same-day, however please allow up to 2 business days for your order to ship and tracking information to be sent to you. You will receive a confirmation email with your order tracking details.
Due to the highly intimate nature of our products, we do not accept returns or exchanges whether the packaging seal is open or not. Customer safety is our priority.
Our products are 3rd party tested for product safety. Our materials comply with international safety requirements.
