Little Genie Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag
Feeling jaded about Valentines Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentines Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.
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Rest assured that your order will be shipped in plain and unmarked packaging. We understand the personal nature of our products and respect your privacy. Our commitment to discreet packaging means that the contents of your order will remain completely confidential.
Free Shipping on all orders over $35 in the continental United States. Orders are discreetly packaged for your privacy and arrive in plain boxes.
Most orders ship same-day, however please allow up to 2 business days for your order to ship and tracking information to be sent to you. You will receive a confirmation email with your order tracking details.
Due to the highly intimate nature of our products, we do not accept returns or exchanges whether the packaging seal is open or not. Customer safety is our priority.
Our products are 3rd party tested for product safety. Our materials comply with international safety requirements.
